Tweed and Tinsel

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 1200
Rating: G
Summary: Five things that Sherlock finds positively annoying about John, and one he can live with.
Notes/Warnings: For the kinkmeme.

( Illogical )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count:580
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is on the case. So is Mycroft.
Notes/Warnings: Sherlock being insensitive to gender issues and sexual assault. I was, admittedly, kind of pissed off when I wrote this.

( Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 7 )

Title: Perfectly Safe
Fandom: H2G2
Character/s: The whole sort of general mishmash. Arthur/Fenchurch later on, and eventually Random/Mown for the crack pairing lulz.
Word Count (this chapter): 540
Rating: Whatever the film was rated. PG, was it? Something like that.
Summary: Earth has been demolished, but there are still a few kinks to be worked out.
Notes: Follows all continuities, and none of them at the same time (much like the series itself). On the whole, it ignores And Another Thing..., though that did provide a few good gags that I’ve thrown into a combine harvester and recycled into sort of flat-pack bits and pieces. Directly follows the events of Mostly Harmless.

Several passages have been shamelessly copied from a previous story I wrote (Hitchhiking, which was posted under a different name), because they sounded good and they worked in the context of this one. So, if bits seem familiar, it’s entirely possible that there’s a reason for it. Will be posting this at a rate of one chapter per week, to avoid spamming everybody. Since this follows Adams' narrative style as much as possible, I do apologise in advance for the smaller chapters.

Read all in one go on AO3

( Perfectly Safe )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft, OC
Word Count: 600
Rating: G
Summary: Mycroft just wants to come home and relax.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt for sherlock100; home. No warnings; well, not beyond the usual brand of subtle layers of oddness that accompanies Mycroft on a constant basis.

( Home )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 630
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock has such big problems with ‘please’ and ‘thank you.’
Notes/Warnings:

( Text Message Transcripts, vol 4 )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 500
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock tries to avoid Christmas at all costs (and at Mycroft's expense).
Notes/Warnings: Still bored. Have some crack.

( Text Message Transcripts )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 600
Rating: G
Summary: A day in the life of the mobile phones of Messrs Holmes.
Notes/Warnings: Oh, god. I’m totally having a manic night and I can’t sleep, and should totally be doing something else. But I’m not. So have some crack.

( Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Watson, Holmes
Word Count: 2000
Rating: G
Summary: Spoilers for The Great Game. Both Watson and Sherlock have different ways of coping after the explosion at the pool.
Notes: Minor allusions to drug use and talk of drowning.

I should so be doing something else right now. But I suck, so I'm not. This came about from two very small and very different images I had in my head and that I thought would do well with these two, and the rest just sort of came together as a result.

( Breathing is Boring )

Title: The One With the Fake Friends
Fandom: Friends
Character/s: Like the show
Word Count: 5,200
Rating: PG
Summary: As the last remaining two, Phoebe and Joey try to cope with being a Group of Two.
Warnings/Notes: Ignores Joey. Takes place two or three weeks after The Last One.

writingvixen and I were talking about how we’d have liked to have seen how the show might have progressed, had it gone on for more than ten series. This is the first of 24 planned instalments in this arc.

( The One With the Fake Friends )