Tweed and Tinsel

Title: Perfectly Safe
Fandom: H2G2
Character/s: The whole sort of general mishmash. Arthur/Fenchurch later on, and eventually Random/Mown for the crack pairing lulz.
Word Count (this chapter): 540
Rating: Whatever the film was rated. PG, was it? Something like that.
Summary: Earth has been demolished, but there are still a few kinks to be worked out.
Notes: Follows all continuities, and none of them at the same time (much like the series itself). On the whole, it ignores And Another Thing..., though that did provide a few good gags that I’ve thrown into a combine harvester and recycled into sort of flat-pack bits and pieces. Directly follows the events of Mostly Harmless.

Several passages have been shamelessly copied from a previous story I wrote (Hitchhiking, which was posted under a different name), because they sounded good and they worked in the context of this one. So, if bits seem familiar, it’s entirely possible that there’s a reason for it. Will be posting this at a rate of one chapter per week, to avoid spamming everybody. Since this follows Adams' narrative style as much as possible, I do apologise in advance for the smaller chapters.

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