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oxfordtweed: (Manny - Messy Hair)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 3000
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John attempts to come to terms with the fact that his flatmate is magic. That, or he’s going mad. He’s not actually sure which one he’d prefer.
Notes: Follow-up to Of Stray Cats and Collars with Bells On. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] errantcomment for helping me kick this into shape. There was going to be more of this, but it wasn’t working out, so it’ll be in the next one, because apparently this is a series now.

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What Going Mad Feels Like )
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oxfordtweed: (Scotty - Ship is Exciting)
Fandom: Cabin Pressure/His Dark Materials
Character/s: Cabin Pressure ensemble
Word Count: 780
Rating: G
Summary: Arthur wants to see Panserbjørne. That’s about it, really.
Notes/Warnings: Cleaned up de-anon from [livejournal.com profile] cabinpres_fic. Was comment-boxed on the meme, so this version is a bit different from the one there.

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Panserbjørne are Brilliant! )
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oxfordtweed: Movie!verse Arthur Dent and Trillian Astra with their heads cocked to one side and 'WTF on the lower left (Arthur & Trillian - WTF)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2700
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock talks John into an old rowboat on a secluded river. And then he gets bored with the whole thing.
Notes: Another one I’d originally posted this as [livejournal.com profile] jumperfkr, but in the interest of keeping everything in one place, I’ve decided to finally re-post this under my own name.

I’d done this originally for a kinkmeme fill (the prompt for which I seem to have lost), mainly to see if I could actually write porn for this fandom. I’m… still not sure I really succeeded.

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Nothing-Upon-Nowhere )
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oxfordtweed: Rusty Venture frowning dramatically at the camera (Rusty - :()
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 2500
Rating: PG
Summary: John finds a stray cat in 221b, and wishes it would just go away. The cat, it would seem, has other plans.
Notes/Warnings: Cleaned up, de-anoned repost of this fill on the meme.

Of Stray Cats and Collars with Bells On )
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oxfordtweed: (MythBusters - Hold)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2100
Rating: G
Summary: With all other avenues exhausted, the only course of action remaining is to work through it.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Eighth part of the Sex is Boring series. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bakaknight for the insight that led to this bit actually getting finished, even if it did wind up going in a slightly different direction. <3

Good News in Theory )
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oxfordtweed: (Helper & Rusty - Hold)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/s: Eleven/River Song
Word Count: 700
Rating: G
Summary: Most relationships are complicated. Some might even say that if the relationship isn’t complicated, it can’t rightly be called a relationship at all.
Notes/Warnings: Written for the Sherlock kinkmeme (yes, you read that right). Prompt: I desperately want/need Eleven/River before Moffatt does his tricksy thing and kills the ship dead by making her his mother or Amy's child or something ridiculous and thus rendering all the eye-fucking and flirting squicky and unwatchable.

Spoilers like woah, up through the Impossible Astronaut.

Complicated )
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oxfordtweed: (Phone - Bernard)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Watson, Holmes, Lestrade
Word Count: 2300
Rating: R
Summary: Now that he's working with Sherlock, John finds himself the doctor on the scene when bullets start flying around London.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Swearing and quite a bit of blood.

Battle Wounds )
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oxfordtweed: (Not Amused - Chandler)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2200
Rating: PG
Summary: A conversation is had, but not real advancements are made.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Seventh part of the Sex is Boring series.

No Attached Expectations )
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oxfordtweed: (Gum would be perfection - Chandler)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Ensemble
Word Count: 1000
Rating: PG
Summary: There is list of things Sherlock is not allowed to do around Scotland Yard, or to anyone working at Scotland Yard.
Notes/Warnings: Warning for more dead things, but still no worse than what you’d get from the show. Companion to 64 Things Sherlock Holmes is no Longer Allowed to do now that he lives with John Watson and 24 Things Sherlock Holmes was banned from doing after having the Internet Connected.

70 Things Sherlock Holmes is no Longer Allowed to do around Scotland Yard )
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oxfordtweed: (Shaun - Kill me now)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 730
Rating: PG
Summary: There is one way to get Sherlock to snap out of his moods. John is not a fan of Mrs Hudson’s methods, however.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Light drug use, in the form of baked goods.

Of Crossbows and Biscuits and the Rocky Horror Picture Show )
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oxfordtweed: (Me Alone - Lilo)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson, Holmes/Watson/OFC
Word Count: 2400
Rating: PG
Summary: Compromise, sacrifice. Same thing, right?
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Fifth part of the Sex is Boring series.

And here it is. The bit I’ve been putting off for far too long. It sort of wound up changing from the original plan, but I like this better anyway.

Two People is what’s Best in Bed )
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oxfordtweed: (MythBusters - Hold)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 260
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is home alone. This is never a good thing.
Notes/Warnings: Shortest one yet. Then again, I don’t expect Watson would put up with this crap nearly half as long as Mycroft seems to.

Text Message Transcripts, vol 9 )
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oxfordtweed: Photo of Eddie Izzard with 'Time Lord' written in the lower right (Eddie Izzard - Time Lord)
Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 8

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 570
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock always has an ulterior motive for everything he does.
Notes/Warnings: Should be doing other things. Not doing other things. Business as usual

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 8 )
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oxfordtweed: (Picard - Facepalm)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 1800
Rating: G
Summary: An epiphany is made concerning this relationship-shaped thing between Sherlock and John.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Fourth part of the Sex is Boring series.

I swear, that threesome will happen eventually. I can’t put it off much longer.

This Pre-Conceived Notion of Before )
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oxfordtweed: (Hug - Polar Bear and Dog)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2400
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sherlock lost his virginity at 34. Clearly, he just doesn’t know what he wants out of sex. The only way to find that out is to experiment.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Third part of the Sex is Boring series.

There was going to be a bit more to this, but I’ve decided to save it for the next one.

What Your Body Wants )

After

Mar. 6th, 2011 06:32 am
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oxfordtweed: (Piss Off - James)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2500
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sherlock is asexual. John is not. And yet, things are not so simple.
Notes/Warnings: Another prompt fic, and second part of Sex is Boring.

This is very much separate from my main ‘verse.

After )
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oxfordtweed: Rusty Venture frowning dramatically at the camera (Rusty - :()
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: Another prompt fill. Sherlock finds another way to waste time.
Notes/Warnings: Just a bit of crack.

Disconnected )
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oxfordtweed: (Shaun - Kill me now)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 1000
Rating: G
Summary: John tries to put Sherlock on a course of cultural education, in the form of rented DVDs. This goes about as well as anybody could expect.
Notes/Warnings: Spoilers for a few M Knight Shyamalan films, but everyone knew how they ended before they finished anyway. And for the first X-Men film. But that’s kind of old by now.

Divergent Evolution )
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oxfordtweed: Nicholas Angel holding a peace lily and looking sad about it (Nicholas - Peace Lily)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2200
Rating: R
Summary: Original Prompt: Sherlock is asexual, but he doesn't know it. He has sex for the first time with John and doesn't like it. At all.
Notes/Warnings: I almost didn’t post this. Sex with someone who’s not into sex is not sexy at all, which sums this piece up rather succinctly, I think. Very much outside of the timeline all my other stuff has been on. Dear god, I feel dirty now. First part of Sex is Boring.

In Outer Space )
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oxfordtweed: Nicholas Angel getting his hand stabbed through by Father Christmas (Father Christmas - Nicholas)
Fandom: Black Books
Character/s: Like the show
Word Count: 1500
Rating: G
Summary: There’s a reason Black Books fails at keeping neighbours.
Notes/Warnings: Wa-hey! I can post this now! Anyway, here’s my Yuletide fic for this year, for Bluwacky.

A Sticky Situation )

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