Tweed and Tinsel

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Watson, Holmes, Lestrade
Word Count: 2300
Rating: R
Summary: Now that he's working with Sherlock, John finds himself the doctor on the scene when bullets start flying around London.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Swearing and quite a bit of blood.

( Battle Wounds )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2200
Rating: R
Summary: Original Prompt: Sherlock is asexual, but he doesn't know it. He has sex for the first time with John and doesn't like it. At all.
Notes/Warnings: I almost didn’t post this. Sex with someone who’s not into sex is not sexy at all, which sums this piece up rather succinctly, I think. Very much outside of the timeline all my other stuff has been on. Dear god, I feel dirty now. First part of Sex is Boring.

( In Outer Space )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes, Sebastian, OC
Word Count: 3000
Rating: R for descriptions of pornography
Summary: Sherlock gets curious about the concept of sex. Set sometime during his university years.
Notes/Warnings: I really like the idea of ace!Sherlock, and wanted to toy with the idea of him figuring out what the big deal about sex is, and a bit of ASPD reflection sort of slipped in as well as a side note. There will be at least one follow-up.

( Research Purposes )

Title:Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 9,800 (part one)
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas learns things about Sandford he never wanted to know.

A long time ago, mikes_grrl proposed this idea to the masses, on the grounds that the idea bothered her too greatly to write it herself.

Well, I finally got around to writing the damn thing, and I think it broke me. Clearly, if it took me a YEAR AND A HALF to get around to doing. There are bits in this that made me cringe as I wrote them, and other bits that are just... ouch.

The ending's also a bit emotional. I also feel obligated to put a "major character death" warning in here. Because it happens. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I plan on posting a few humorous things later this month to make up for the evil that is this fic.

Also, it's my intent to post this in two parts, but I have a feeling LJ's gonna be dicky about the size and make me post it in three. We'll see.

( Perpetual Motion )

Title:Jäger and Red Bull
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Janine
Word Count (chapter/total): 1200
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: First/Last Time prompt

One of the things I've been working on lately in the Fuzz fandom is trying to break away from the social norm. And sadly, part of the social norm is that Janine gets no love, whatsoever. So, here's another het!fic, with what is quite possibly one of the most under-rated pairings in the fandom. This is set on the same time line as Lamp Light, because that was the only other time I've really delved into their relationship (and I didn't have time to create a new back story), but if you haven't read that one, this should still make sense. All you need to know is that this takes place before Nicholas began questioning faith.

( Jäger and Red Bull )

Title: Rusty's Boys
Fandom: Venture Bros
Character/s: An average episode's worth
Word Count (chapter/total): 4600
Rating: R (for Rusty's dirty mouth)
Summary/Warnings: Rusty is separated from the boys.

Takes place immediately after finale for series 3. So, spoilers for pretty much everything.

This was my first attempt at something really super fast-paced. I'm used to writing for fandoms where there's more going on internally, and people aren't running around like a bunch of chickens. Which is basically every single episode of the Venture Bros.

( Rusty's Boys )