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oxfordtweed: Nicholas Angel with the words 'I even came first in failing' over most of the icon (Nicholas - Fail)
Title:Five Things Hugh Grant Would Never Get Away With
(Well, except for in that one film that was blatantly taking the piss out of Pop/American Idol)
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Danny
Word Count (chapter/total): 1000
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings: Will Nicholas and Danny ever figure out what the hell they're doing? I wouldn't put money on it.

Takes place immediately after the last Five Things fic, which itself is a follow-up. Unlike the other two, it mostly takes place in a very quick progression of events, which is probably cheating, but since they both still manage to do some incredibly stupid things, I think it works. Even if it is cheating. Which it probably is. The title is taken more or less from a line in the previous one, which was written after some serious Hugh Grant influence. And don't worry; I'm not going to spoil American Dreamz for anyone who hasn't seen it, but it really isn't your typical Hugh Grant film. It had me making this face D: more than once. (Good lord. Could my fic commentary get any gayer?)

Also, I'm not posting this to Sandford until someone else says something over there. I feel like I'm spamming the poor place, with the last three somethings said being from me. Consider this post an advanced screening, or something. :P


Five Things Hugh Grant Would Never Get Away With )
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oxfordtweed: Nicholas Angel on the phone with text on the bottom reading 'Can't talk now... I'm moving to Wales.' (Nicholas - Wales)
Title: Five Times Nicholas Let Go
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,400
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Follow-up to Five Times Nicholas Held Back.

Soon as I finished the other one, I knew what the theme for the follow-up should be. Of course, just knowing the theme doesn't mean that these bastards are going to cooperate with me. They never do.

Did this end well? I don't know. I can't tell.


Five Times Nicholas Let Go )
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oxfordtweed: (Nicholas - Guns)
Title: Five Times Nicholas Held Back
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,400
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Like the title says.

In case you have not yet noticed, I love these Five Times fics. This one had the potential to go one of two ways, and it was a bit of a battle to decide which one was better suited for the overall product. I think I like this ending better than what it would have been, and it leaves things open for a follow-up. I don't think it goes along with anything else at this point, though.

Five Times Nicholas Held Back )
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oxfordtweed: Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt gazing into the distance (Distant - Sam & Gene)
Title: Five Times Nicholas said "I Love You"
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,000
Rating: G, I think
Summary/Warnings: Title says it.

Five Times Nicholas Said "I Love You" )
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oxfordtweed: Drawn image of Shaun Riley holding a cricket bat, with zombie hands reaching at him from the edges of the image (Shaun - Comic)
Title:Five Ways Nicholas Apologised
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,200
Rating: PG (mild language)
Summary/Warnings:Takes place after my last "Five Things" fic. You know, the one where Nicholas was a horrible, rotten boyfriend.

Five Ways Nicholas Apologized )
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oxfordtweed: (Teller - Cards)
Title: Five Mistakes Nicholas Made
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the Movie, but gayer
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings:Title says it all.

Five Mistakes Nicholas Made )
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oxfordtweed: (Default)
Title: Five People Doris Never Slept With
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 900
Rating: I'm... not sure. Technically, G, but sexual in nature.
Summary/Warnings:Like the title says: Five people Doris never slept with.

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oxfordtweed: (Harry - You're an Idiot)
Title: Five Reasons Nicholas Stayed in Sandford (And One Reason he Didn't)
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas, Danny, Deskjob, Andes, Doris
Word Count (chapter/total):1400
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings: Just what it says on the tin.

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