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oxfordtweed: Movie!verse Arthur Dent and Trillian Astra with their heads cocked to one side and 'WTF on the lower left (Arthur & Trillian - WTF)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 2700
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock talks John into an old rowboat on a secluded river. And then he gets bored with the whole thing.
Notes: Another one I’d originally posted this as [livejournal.com profile] jumperfkr, but in the interest of keeping everything in one place, I’ve decided to finally re-post this under my own name.

I’d done this originally for a kinkmeme fill (the prompt for which I seem to have lost), mainly to see if I could actually write porn for this fandom. I’m… still not sure I really succeeded.

Read on AO3

Nothing-Upon-Nowhere )
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oxfordtweed: (Heroes - Where's the Haitian?)
Title: Banana Daiquiri
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas/Tony
Word Count (chapter/total): 1400
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: My Hands are Tied prompt

This is likely the most fetishy thing I've ever written. My original plan for this was to involve an Andy or two, and then I found out that some of the other competitors were planning on using the Andes, so I changed my characters around.

Warnings for N/C and BDSM content. Like woah.


Banana Daiquiri )
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oxfordtweed: (Conan - Cool Story Bro)
Title: Tequila Sunrise
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Nicholas, Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith
Word Count (chapter/total): 1600
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Another one for the [livejournal.com profile] pornathlon

I should have totally done this for the last prompt, but I suck, and did Danny/Nicholas instead. I really like this pairing for this particular prompt, though. Especially after looking at how Rose treats Mickey through the entire first series, I don't feel like there's really much going on in here that didn't probably happen in canon. Also, wow. Het!fic. O_o

Tequila Sunrise )
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oxfordtweed: Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt gazing into the distance (Distant - Sam & Gene)
Title: Whiskey Sour
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total): 1000
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Another one for the [livejournal.com profile] pornathlon

This is, admittedly, the prompt, as much as it is this song. Only without a table dancer, and with more porn (this is not the version I have. This one seems less finished than mine, but the lyrics are more audible in this one).

Whiskey Sour )

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oxfordtweed: (Bacchus - Read a Book)
Title: Shiraz
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total):1,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas tries to cope with a new way of living that country life brings. Written for [livejournal.com profile] pornathlon

Shiraz )
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oxfordtweed: Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt gazing into the distance (Distant - Sam & Gene)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 5,900 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings:This fic. It is kicking my ass.

And thus begins the quest to put Nicholas back together. He's still got some ways to go, even after all this, but he's... getting there. Kinda. Maybe.

Danny's really beginning to break my heart through all this, and it seems unfortunate that the added tension with Travis is starting to really take its toll at this point. I still really like Travis' character in this, as well as everyone else, and I think they're starting to come round to how we see them in the film, Nicholas especially. As for Janine... I'm starting to not like her, which was not my intent when I set out to do this project. As a character, I did really like Janine, but she's turning into something I can't quite control, and it's getting kind of frightening. And though she may be difficult, it's a necessary evil.


Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Nicholas - Lily)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 6,100 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings:This is done. Finished. No more. I didn't hit my goal, but I don't care. I was happy with where it ended, and didn't want to try to drag it out any longer than needed.

I think Nicholas is about a "put back together" as he's going to get. Hopefully, this fic did what it was supposed to, and tied beginning of film!Nicholas to end of film!Nicholas, and everything in between.


Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Lilo - Me alone)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 6,500 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings:What's really been bothering Nicholas all this time? You sure you want to know?

And this is when we start to get an idea of what happened. Danny's a bit wiser, Travis finally fits into the equation completely, and Nicholas is a complete mess. Of course, somebody's got to pick up the pieces. This section really breaks my heart. This definitely marks the point where Nicholas becomes what we saw through the first hour and a half of the film. I knew that when I got to this section, it was going to kick me into the ground, and it really did. But the hardest part is over. Now I just have to put everything back together.


Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (D: - Rusty)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 6,100 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Danny's still feeling a lot neglected, and probably has good reason.

According to the dot points I have set up, about half of this chapter was not supposed to happen, but it feels like something that should have been included in the initial outline. For a character that wasn't even supposed to be in this story, Travis has developed beyond the point of just "supporting male" and has apparently become not only an integral part of Nicholas' relationship (or lack thereof) with Janine, but is also becoming a sticking point with his relationship with Danny. I've got Nicholas' entire relationship with Travis for this story mapped out in my head, and I'm not sure how much of that I'm able to be getting across.

A lot of Janine comes out in this chapter, too, and in that reveal, it also shows how much Angel has changed over the last year. A lot has happened to this man in a short period of time, and it's beginning to take its toll on him. Danny realizes there's more to the story than he's being told, but he's not quite ready to know the whole thing, yet.

And in case you have not twigged, (now) Chief Inspector Partridge = Steve Coogan.


Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: Nicholas Angel with the words 'I even came first in failing' over most of the icon (Nicholas - Fail)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 6,000 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: With all that's going on in Nicholas' life, Danny's starting to feel a bit neglected.

Some things happened in this chapter that were completely unplanned, but I think they've added a bit of depth and insight into the characters; particularly Nicholas' relationships with Janine and Travis. I'm not necessarily sure how to categorize Nicholas and Travis, in respect of where they were when Nicholas was still in London, and where they are now, especially with Danny in the picture, but I have a very clear idea of how they are with one another, and why, despite Travis being the one to ship Nicholas off to fuck-all nowhere, they're still close. Truth be told, he wasn't even supposed to be a character in this, but I think he's become a major role in the overall plot, and has caused me to re-work my outline more than once.

Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Jerk Alert - Mouth)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 5,900 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: A few more things about Nicholas are revealed, and we see a bit more into his relationship with Janine.

Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Nicholas - Melty Ice Cream)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 5,300 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: A bit more with Travis and Janine.

Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Conan - flat hair)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 5,400 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Andy takes his first trip to London.

Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Evan - Shouty)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 2,800 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas spends a few days in London, and runs into some old friends.

Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: The Tenth Doctor holds out his sonic screwdriver at an unseen threat (Dr Who - Ten)
Title: Lamp Light
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,200 / 47,100
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings: I really wanted to explore the whys of Nicholas and Janine's relationship, and eventual break-up. Takes place between the station blowing up, and the very end of the film. This gets really, incredibly dark. [livejournal.com profile] tawg, I'm so stealing your angst crown after this.

Lamp Light )
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oxfordtweed: (Freud! - Phoebe)
Title: Screwdrivers
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Danny/Nicholas, Andy
Word Count (chapter/total): 2,100
Rating: NC-17 for sofa sex
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas goes back to Danny's flat after a night of heavy drinking.

Warnings for dub-con

Screwdrivers )
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oxfordtweed: (Teller - Cards)
Title: Five Mistakes Nicholas Made
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the Movie, but gayer
Word Count (chapter/total): 1,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings:Title says it all.

Five Mistakes Nicholas Made )
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oxfordtweed: (Bacchus - Read a Book)
Title: Come Back to London
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas, Travis (Deskjob), Danny, Andrew, Doris
Word Count (chapter/total): 3,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warnings:For the kink meme on [livejournal.com profile] sandfordpolice. Nicholas and Travis' relationship isn't exactly regulation. Rather than doing a bunch of small fics with one prompt each, I decided to do one fic with a bunch of prompts at once.

Prompts used (7 ½):

* Masturbation kink: Nicholas wanking off in a semi-public place thinking about Danny (or fantasizing a threesome with him and Danny and someone else, if you want).
* Deskjob and (a very vocal) Nicholas going at it on Nicholas' desk, with the other officers right outside... if there's biting and body oil I'll love you forever!!
* Angel on top. There's not enough of it.
* Car sex. Where the hell is the car sex? It's so nice and close. Mmm.
* Give clothes a good ripping.
* Where's the awkward sex? Everything goes way too smoothly.
* I suspect, secretly, Angel is an adrenalin junkie. Danger is a powerful aphrodisiac even when it's only pretend.
* ...Angel has trouble keeping quiet because, as we all know, Angel is a screamer.


Come Back to London )

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