Tweed and Tinsel

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 840
Rating: PG
Summary: Prompt on shkinkmeme. Sherlock is annoying as hell when John gets ill.

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( Of Tap Water and Toast and Noise-Cancelling Headphones )

Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/s: Eleven/River Song
Word Count: 700
Rating: G
Summary: Most relationships are complicated. Some might even say that if the relationship isn’t complicated, it can’t rightly be called a relationship at all.
Notes/Warnings: Written for the Sherlock kinkmeme (yes, you read that right). Prompt: I desperately want/need Eleven/River before Moffatt does his tricksy thing and kills the ship dead by making her his mother or Amy's child or something ridiculous and thus rendering all the eye-fucking and flirting squicky and unwatchable.

Spoilers like woah, up through the Impossible Astronaut.

( Complicated )

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 260
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is home alone. This is never a good thing.
Notes/Warnings: Shortest one yet. Then again, I don’t expect Watson would put up with this crap nearly half as long as Mycroft seems to.

( Text Message Transcripts, vol 9 )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock, mentions of Lestrade et al.
Word Count: 470
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock gets the Internet. Everyone else pays for it.
Notes/Warnings: I do not know where this idea came from, but I had to run with it. I like to think that Sherlock probably tried to test his limits very early, to see the sorts of things he'd be able to get away with. Decidedly pre-canon, probably just around the time he met Lestrade.

( 24 Things Sherlock Holmes was banned from Doing after Having the Internet Connected )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count:580
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is on the case. So is Mycroft.
Notes/Warnings: Sherlock being insensitive to gender issues and sexual assault. I was, admittedly, kind of pissed off when I wrote this.

( Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 7 )

Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas
Word Count: 770
Rating: G
Summary: An average morning for Nicholas Angel.
Notes/Warnings: Post-canon. Working on the assumption that Reaper was right about the whole, ‘walk in and arrest the whole village’ thing. Another one for ways_back_room

( Business as Usual )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: Another prompt fill. Sherlock finds another way to waste time.
Notes/Warnings: Just a bit of crack.

( Disconnected )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 560
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is bored. Bad news for Mycroft
Notes/Warnings: More silliness. No real warnings for anything.

( Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 6 )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: Original prompt: Mycroft drunk dials Sherlock.
Notes/Warnings: Many thanks to my own phone’s over-zealous autocorrect for help with this one. For the curious, I achieved Mycroft’s texts by typing on my phone with my eyes closed, and then transcribing the results.

( Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 5 )

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes, Lestrade, Watson
Word Count: 750
Rating: G
Summary: Original prompt: Sherlock starts panicking and to get him to calm down, someone drags him to the side and gives him a sequence of numbers (or some other pattern) and tells him to continue the pattern. Then another, and another, and so on until he can think straight and he's calm again.
Notes/Warnings: Oh, I do very much love getting my nerd on. Do let me know if you figure out the patterns.

( Recreational Mathematics )