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Richard Book is Innocent ([personal profile] oxfordtweed) wrote in [community profile] tweedandtinsel2011-01-08 04:04 am

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Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft, OC
Word Count: 600
Rating: G
Summary: Mycroft just wants to come home and relax.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt for [livejournal.com profile] sherlock100; home. No warnings; well, not beyond the usual brand of subtle layers of oddness that accompanies Mycroft on a constant basis.



Mycroft liked routine, since between his brother getting himself arrested again and the insanity of the health care crisis in the former colonies, it was rarely afforded him in his daily life. Upon arriving home shortly after midnight, he shrugged out of his overcoat and deposited his umbrella next to its three cousins in the stand by the door before making his way to his study on the first floor. There, he removed his coat and the small .380 pistol he kept in a shoulder holster, which he cleared and put in a drawer of his desk. After making sure that the drawer was well and truly locked, he poured himself a measure of scotch and took his place in a large wingback by the already-roaring fire. Letting his eyes drift shut, Mycroft leaned his head against the back of the chair and simply took in the heat from the fire, listening as it crackled and popped loudly.

There was another sound, hidden amidst the green wood that had been used in the fire, but Mycroft still heard it.

“Azalea,” he said, acknowledging the seven-year-old’s presence by the door.

She carefully walked across the room and climbed into Mycroft’s lap, and even through his trousers, he could feel that her feet were ice cold. Rather like her uncle, she seemed to have a strong dislike of shoes or any sort. Unlike her uncle, she hadn’t quite figured out that sometimes, shoes were necessary.

“You’re up late,” Mycroft said simply, having barely moved at all.

Azalea shrugged lightly. “Quentin knocked over my ants,” she said.

Mycroft allowed himself a light chuckle. “See? Aren’t you glad now that we agreed against the red harvester ants?”

The child nodded and snuggled against Mycroft’s chest. Finally, Mycroft shifted to a more comfortable position to avoid bony little knees and elbows digging into sensitive areas. After taking a quick sip of his scotch, he set it aside.

“And what did Jackson do today?” he asked curiously.

Azalea squirmed slightly while she thought about her oldest brother’s doings. “He had some eggs, but wouldn’t say what they were for.”

“Eggs?” asked Mycroft, feigning mild concern.

“Uh-huh. From the kitchen,” said Azalea. “He took them back to the cellar, and wouldn’t let anybody in. Not even Mrs Kathy.”

Mycroft stroked his daughter’s hair lightly. “What do you suspect he was doing with the eggs?” he asked curiously.

More squirming as she thought. It was, Mycroft couldn’t help but think, a rather uncomfortable habit.

“He also took some vin—vinney—”

“Vinegar,” Mycroft filled in. “I’ll be sure to tell him to show you what he’s up to. You might enjoy it. What else did Quentin do, besides knock over your ants?”

More fidgeting, and Mycroft was glad that he’d set his scotch down. “He got yelled at by Mrs Kathy for using spray paint in his bedroom again.”

Mycroft frowned. “On the walls, I’d imagine.”

Azalea nodded. “She made him sit in the broom closet for some time after that.”

This alarmed Mycroft, and he stiffened slightly. For a brief moment, he considered asking how long ‘some time’ actually was, but decided that it was irrelevant.

“She’ll simply have to go, I’m afraid.”

“Good,” said Azalea. “I don’t like her anyway. She made me hoover my ants.”

“Oh, then it’s no question,” said Mycroft simply. “She might as well be gone already.”

“Good,” the small girl in his lap repeated.

Several minutes later, she was asleep, and Mycroft was headed that way himself.

[identity profile] misanthropyray.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So, as it turns out, I really like Daddy!Mycroft...

Didn't see that one coming.

[identity profile] misanthropyray.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So, who to you think the baby mama is?
I'd quite like to see more of this little family.

[identity profile] misanthropyray.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! I shall wait with anticipation.

[identity profile] bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! More Daddy!Mycroft. (Also shivering with an-ti-ci-pa-tion.)

Hmmm will we get to see Uncle Sherlock (who I'm sure gives the kids ideas for experiments)?

[identity profile] moony-mistress.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaawwww, why is this so adorable?
<333

[identity profile] willow-41z.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I really like this interpretation of Mycroft! It's original and three-dimensional. I love all the little details that are domestic without being sappy or schmoopy. I can just imagine what Azalea wanted instead of red harvesters...

I look forward to reading the family backstory!

[identity profile] bugeyedmonster.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Daddy Mycroft is <3. I want more Daddy Mycroft now.

[identity profile] lastwordy-mcgee.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Love. Well done. The emotions are subtle but very clear. I kinda want to steal this Mycroft for my 'verse :)

[identity profile] tiny-teaspoon.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*gg* daddy Mycroft..He is so huggable. lol I made me smile to read that his daughter is rather like her uncle
I believe the home life from Mycroft is never boring!

[identity profile] tiny-teaspoon.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I can tell Mycroft shares the fate with most parents *gg*

[identity profile] eightnoon.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, that was incredibly adorable (never would've used it with Mycroft before) and sweet.

[identity profile] sc010f.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray for daddy!Mycroft!

:D

This is lovely!

[identity profile] mostlylol.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
A *must* add to my head-canon! Thank you.

[identity profile] iamladyliberty.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
daddy!mycroft is wonderful here. I love Azalea as a name choice, and she has 2 brothers, yes? Mrs. Kathy obvs. needs to go before she dampens anyone's natural holmes spirit. i like the idea that Mycroft with his children as with his brother seeks to take great care but never to tame. Can't wait for more, thanks for writing. Oh, and Uncle Sherlock visiting is most anticipated. hee hee.

[identity profile] monkat.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Four or five nannies with the highest clearances and endless background checks, no less. No wonder Mycroft is the government. It requires a whole branch just to keep him in appropriately vetted nannies.

I wonder if the rejects are posted somewhere uncomfortable like the Falklands afterwards?

[identity profile] monkat.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
There's probably some sort of formalized career-counselling for former Holmes nannies. Rehabilitation therapy. Possibly a sticky end involving mysterious disappearances of all records pertaining to their ever having existed. Anything is possible.

(Because I'm up past my bedtime, I find myself staring at your Hypnotoad icon and also wondering how many reject-nannies end up in Moriarty's organization out of spite. Being pivotal in an international crime syndicate has to be a nice little rest after attempting to contain precocious Mycroft-spawn.)

[identity profile] troublesize.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Gyawww! Adorable! Would love to hear more about Daddy!Mycroft :D

[identity profile] durffy.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I love Daddy!Mycroft too!! He's an amazing at being a Daddy, like anything else he sets his mind to.

I also want some more, so I'm glad that you have it planned!

[identity profile] undrscoredom2nd.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
D'aaaw! Daddy!Mycroft is totally all kinds of level of awesome! I can't wait to read more of him~

[identity profile] bwblack.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just ran across this while procrastinating from my real job with Mycroft fic. So cute. I have to admit I'd be happy to read more about Mycroft and his reaction to aforementioned spawn who I am sure are always into something.

[identity profile] adagiokepley.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
So I really like this. I actually really love Mycroft in this new series but no one seems to write fanfic about him. I wonder why that is? He is, after all, rather cute in his own 'I'm looking in your windows at night' kind of way haha. I hope to see more from you in the future. c:

[identity profile] adagiokepley.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Such a fast replier! Haha I haven't checked out the site so I think I will now. Keep up the amazing work c: