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Panserbjørne are Brilliant!

Fandom: Cabin Pressure/His Dark Materials
Character/s: Cabin Pressure ensemble
Word Count: 780
Rating: G
Summary: Arthur wants to see Panserbjørne. That’s about it, really.
Notes/Warnings: Cleaned up de-anon from [livejournal.com profile] cabinpres_fic. Was comment-boxed on the meme, so this version is a bit different from the one there.

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Panserbjørne are Brilliant! )
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Complicated

Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/s: Eleven/River Song
Word Count: 700
Rating: G
Summary: Most relationships are complicated. Some might even say that if the relationship isn’t complicated, it can’t rightly be called a relationship at all.
Notes/Warnings: Written for the Sherlock kinkmeme (yes, you read that right). Prompt: I desperately want/need Eleven/River before Moffatt does his tricksy thing and kills the ship dead by making her his mother or Amy's child or something ridiculous and thus rendering all the eye-fucking and flirting squicky and unwatchable.

Spoilers like woah, up through the Impossible Astronaut.

Complicated )
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Of Crossbows and Biscuits and the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 730
Rating: PG
Summary: There is one way to get Sherlock to snap out of his moods. John is not a fan of Mrs Hudson’s methods, however.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt. Light drug use, in the form of baked goods.

Of Crossbows and Biscuits and the Rocky Horror Picture Show )
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Text Message Transcripts, vol 9

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 260
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is home alone. This is never a good thing.
Notes/Warnings: Shortest one yet. Then again, I don’t expect Watson would put up with this crap nearly half as long as Mycroft seems to.

Text Message Transcripts, vol 9 )
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Text Message Transcripts, vol 8

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 8

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 570
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock always has an ulterior motive for everything he does.
Notes/Warnings: Should be doing other things. Not doing other things. Business as usual

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 8 )
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24 Things Sherlock Holmes was banned from Doing after Having the Internet Connected

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock, mentions of Lestrade et al.
Word Count: 470
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock gets the Internet. Everyone else pays for it.
Notes/Warnings: I do not know where this idea came from, but I had to run with it. I like to think that Sherlock probably tried to test his limits very early, to see the sorts of things he'd be able to get away with. Decidedly pre-canon, probably just around the time he met Lestrade.

24 Things Sherlock Holmes was banned from Doing after Having the Internet Connected )
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There is a Very Good Reason Sherlock Doesn’t do the Shopping

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes, Watson
Word Count: 990
Rating: PG, for innuendo
Summary: Prompt: Say, you bought a new bra, a car battery, olive oil, taco chips, tissues and a length of rope?
Notes/Warnings: Minor spoilers for last week’s Casualty. Not a 5+1 like the prompt asked for, but I don’t think John would have let it happen that many times anyway. >.>

There is a Very Good Reason Sherlock Doesn’t do the Shopping )
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Text Message Transcripts, vol 7

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 7

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count:580
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is on the case. So is Mycroft.
Notes/Warnings: Sherlock being insensitive to gender issues and sexual assault. I was, admittedly, kind of pissed off when I wrote this.

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 7 )
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Lead on; I Follow

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock, Mycroft
Word Count: 620
Rating: G
Summary: For Sherlock’s birthday, Mycroft agrees to do whatever the younger Holmes wants.
Notes/Warnings: Poorly-researched, but the idea struck me, and I ran with it. Another prompt fic.

Lead on; I Follow )
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Business as Usual

Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas
Word Count: 770
Rating: G
Summary: An average morning for Nicholas Angel.
Notes/Warnings: Post-canon. Working on the assumption that Reaper was right about the whole, ‘walk in and arrest the whole village’ thing. Another one for [livejournal.com profile] ways_back_room

Business as Usual )
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Year One

Fandom: Hitchhiker's Guide
Character/s: Ford Prefect
Word Count: 600
Rating: PG
Summary: Ford's first year on Earth.
Notes/Warnings: For a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] ways_back_room. I like to go with the theory that the Guide verse and the Whoniverse are one in the same, so there's a bit of overlap, here.

Year One )
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Disconnected

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: Another prompt fill. Sherlock finds another way to waste time.
Notes/Warnings: Just a bit of crack.

Disconnected )
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Peace Offering

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 500
Rating: G
Summary: Mycroft and Sherlock don’t actually hate one another.
Notes/Warnings: For a prompt, which wanted to know back stories for some of the smaller details in the show.

Peace Offering )
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Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 6

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 560
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock is bored. Bad news for Mycroft
Notes/Warnings: More silliness. No real warnings for anything.

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 6 )
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Home

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft, OC
Word Count: 600
Rating: G
Summary: Mycroft just wants to come home and relax.
Notes/Warnings: Prompt for [livejournal.com profile] sherlock100; home. No warnings; well, not beyond the usual brand of subtle layers of oddness that accompanies Mycroft on a constant basis.

Home )
oxfordtweed: Tim Messenger gets his head splatted by a piece of the falling church roof (Animated - Messenger Head Splat)

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 5

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: Original prompt: Mycroft drunk dials Sherlock.
Notes/Warnings: Many thanks to my own phone’s over-zealous autocorrect for help with this one. For the curious, I achieved Mycroft’s texts by typing on my phone with my eyes closed, and then transcribing the results.

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 5 )
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Text Message Transcripts, vol 4

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 630
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock has such big problems with ‘please’ and ‘thank you.’
Notes/Warnings:

Text Message Transcripts, vol 4 )
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Recreational Mathematics

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Holmes, Lestrade, Watson
Word Count: 750
Rating: G
Summary: Original prompt: Sherlock starts panicking and to get him to calm down, someone drags him to the side and gives him a sequence of numbers (or some other pattern) and tells him to continue the pattern. Then another, and another, and so on until he can think straight and he's calm again.
Notes/Warnings: Oh, I do very much love getting my nerd on. Do let me know if you figure out the patterns.

Recreational Mathematics )
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Text Message Transcripts, vol 3

Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 450
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock needs milk, and John is at his job.
Notes/Warnings: Oh, god. My main projects are seriously dragging me through the mud, so I needed to do something a bit more upbeat. So, here. Have some more text messages. These things are suitably ridiculous.

Text Message Transcripts )