Tweed and Tinsel

Title: Hitchhiking
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Doctor Who
Character/s:Hot Fuzz: Nicholas, Walker, Saxon; H2G2: Heart of Gold crew; Doctor Who: Nine, Rose
Word Count (chapter/total): 3000
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.

There's a lot here that was cut out from my ending, in my many, many re-writes. I'm planning on doing a follow-up, but Nicholas' story ends here. I know there's some questionable science at the end, but hopefully, no one feels the need to cry at me when it's all over.

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Title: Hitchhiking
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Doctor Who
Character/s:Hot Fuzz: Nicholas, Walker, Saxon; H2G2: Heart of Gold crew; Doctor Who: Nine, Rose
Word Count (chapter/total): 2,500
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.

I realise that I neglected to mention earlier exactly where in the Doctor Who time line this story takes place. They've already met Jack, and this is set somewhere between The Doctor Dances and Boom Town. There was something about a banana grove, and Jack shopping in London, but that was cut out when my ending changed for the umpteenth time, because even one little tiny throw-away can create huge continuity errors.

Basically, I don't know where Jack is at the moment. But he's not here, because I knew he'd spend the whole time hitting on Nicholas, and I didn't want to mess with that.

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Title: Hitchhiking
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Doctor Who
Character/s:Hot Fuzz: Nicholas, Walker, Saxon; H2G2: Heart of Gold crew; Doctor Who: Nine, Rose
Word Count (chapter/total): 3,000
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.

As though the Heart of Gold wasn't already crowded, here come two more visitors.

Right away, the Doctor knows that something's terribly wrong, and true to his nature, he sets out to right it. Of course, to do that, he first has to figure out what's gone wrong to begin with.

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Title: Hitchhiking
Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Doctor Who
Character/s:Hot Fuzz: Nicholas, Walker, Saxon; H2G2: Heart of Gold crew; Doctor Who: Nine, Rose
Word Count (chapter/total): 3,200
Rating: PG
Summary/Warnings: Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.

I don't think Nicholas would handle this whole mucking about in all of space and time adventuring thing quite as well as some people do. In fact, I think it would totally rock his world (no pun intended) in all the wrong ways.

At least he's making friends.

Also, I really liked the idea of an older, slightly more educated and confident Arthur. Being out in space for over a decade will make you learn at least a few things, whether you want to or not.

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