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That's a Dog's Name
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oxfordtweedTitle: That's a Dog's Name
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas and Danny
Word Count: typical drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas discusses naming his cat with Danny.
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mikes_grrl and I have been discussing pet!fic lately. And now I can't get Spot out of my head.
“You can’t call him ‘Spot’.”
“Why not?”
“Well because that’s a dog’s name, innit? That’d be like having a daughter, and calling her George.”
“I heard somewhere that George Foreman actually did that.”
“The chef?”
“He’s a boxer.”
“Why’s he sell a grill then, if he ain’t a chef?”
“He just does. I don’t know.”
“Well, you still can’t call him Spot. He’ll get a complex or something.”
“He’s a cat. How’s he gonna get a complex?”
“I’unno. But he will if you give him a dog’s name.”
“And calling the hedgehog ‘Senor Captain Amazing Pants III’ is any better?”
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas and Danny
Word Count: typical drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas discusses naming his cat with Danny.
mikes_grrl and I have been discussing pet!fic lately. And now I can't get Spot out of my head.“You can’t call him ‘Spot’.”
“Why not?”
“Well because that’s a dog’s name, innit? That’d be like having a daughter, and calling her George.”
“I heard somewhere that George Foreman actually did that.”
“The chef?”
“He’s a boxer.”
“Why’s he sell a grill then, if he ain’t a chef?”
“He just does. I don’t know.”
“Well, you still can’t call him Spot. He’ll get a complex or something.”
“He’s a cat. How’s he gonna get a complex?”
“I’unno. But he will if you give him a dog’s name.”
“And calling the hedgehog ‘Senor Captain Amazing Pants III’ is any better?”
