Title: That's a Dog's Name
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas and Danny
Word Count: typical drabble-length
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings: Nicholas discusses naming his cat with Danny.

mikes_grrl and I have been discussing pet!fic lately. And now I can't get Spot out of my head.

“You can’t call him ‘Spot’.”

“Why not?”

“Well because that’s a dog’s name, innit? That’d be like having a daughter, and calling her George.”

“I heard somewhere that George Foreman actually did that.”

“The chef?”

“He’s a boxer.”

“Why’s he sell a grill then, if he ain’t a chef?”

“He just does. I don’t know.”

“Well, you still can’t call him Spot. He’ll get a complex or something.”

“He’s a cat. How’s he gonna get a complex?”

“I’unno. But he will if you give him a dog’s name.”

“And calling the hedgehog ‘Senor Captain Amazing Pants III’ is any better?”