Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes, vol 5

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Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 300
Rating: G
Summary: Original prompt: Mycroft drunk dials Sherlock.
Notes/Warnings: Many thanks to my own phone’s over-zealous autocorrect for help with this one. For the curious, I achieved Mycroft’s texts by typing on my phone with my eyes closed, and then transcribing the results.



Sherlaock threes something I need to talk too you amour.
M

Oh, God. No. Just stop right now, before you make a fool of yourself. Oh, wait. Too late.
SH

No I’m serious.
M

Did you actually have something to say, or is it really taking you twenty minutes to compose a simple text message?
SH

What?
M

Oh right. Its vary importa t. National security.
M

It’s very hard to deduce what you’re thinking when all I’ve got to go on is you drunk texting at me.
SH

What am I the king then?
M

How the bloody hell should I know?
SH

Well if you don’t know than I font now.
M

???????
SH

What?
M

Oh rift. There’s something I needed to tell you.
M

Your auto correct is killing me, I hope you know.
SH

I can have n’t agents rou t to yours ub 1” minutes. Where r u?
M

What did you need to tell me, Mycroft?
SH

It’s a matter od national security. Very sensoti e. This isn’t a secure lube.
M

What on Earth are you talking about?
SH

Can’t tell you. Tp secret. Youndont have the proper security clwaewbr lebel.
M

I do hope you’ve remembered your insulin today.
SH

Is all taken cate of.
M

I can’t believe I have to actually point out that I was being completely sarcastic. Because I was.
SH

Ibe only had a few. The girls keep Yakut my drinks awayveverg time I fer a new one.
M

You’ve been drinking with Persephone and the missus in the same room? Where are you? I have to see this.
SH

Number 10
M

I’ll be there in 15 minutes. Don’t go anywhere.
SH

Ill be sure to tell them to let you in.
M