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oxfordtweed: (Hammond and James - Vietnam)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes
Word Count: 500
Rating: G
Summary: Sherlock tries to avoid Christmas at all costs (and at Mycroft's expense).
Notes/Warnings: Still bored. Have some crack.

Text Message Transcripts )
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oxfordtweed: Photo of Eddie Izzard with 'Time Lord' written in the lower right (Eddie Izzard - Time Lord)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 700
Rating: G
Summary: Not-so-average sibling rivalry.
Notes/Warnings: More Text!Fic, because I finished my Yuletide on time, and want to celebrate. I think we can safely assume that these conversations all happen while John is out of the house, and Sherlock is having a sulk on the sofa because he’s bored.

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes (vol 2) )
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oxfordtweed: (Top Gear - Stig)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Word Count: 600
Rating: G
Summary: A day in the life of the mobile phones of Messrs Holmes.
Notes/Warnings: Oh, god. I’m totally having a manic night and I can’t sleep, and should totally be doing something else. But I’m not. So have some crack.

Text Message Transcripts between Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes )
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oxfordtweed: (MythBusters - Hold)
Fandom: Sherlock
Character/s: Watson, Holmes
Word Count: 400
Rating: G
Summary: Watson contemplates his living arrangements.

Don't Forget the Milk )

Not White

Dec. 4th, 2010 08:36 pm
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oxfordtweed: (:| - Rusty)
Title: Not White
Fandom: Friends
Character/s: Monica/Chandler
Word Count: 130
Rating: G
Summary: Chandler and Monica shop for a new chair.
Warnings/Notes: None

Chandler stood, dumbfounded, on the showroom floor. “And...?” he ventured carefully.

And it won’t match the sofa,” Monica insisted.

Sighing, Chandler shook his head. “It’s white,” he pointed out. “The sofa’s white. What’s not to match?”

“That,” Monica said, pointing at the chair, “is white. The sofa is ‘polished pearl’.”

“Which is... not white?” Chandler was lost by now. He didn’t care what the chair looked like. It could have been bright green with blue polka dots for all he cared. It was comfortable, and that’s all that mattered.

“No, and it doesn’t match.”

Chandler shrugged. “I can probably get Joey to give me my barcalounger back, if it’s that big of a deal,” he said, casually walking away.

Monica reached out, grabbing Chandler’s arm. “Excuse me, sir!” she called at the sales rep. “We’ll take it!”

Lonely

Dec. 4th, 2010 08:35 pm
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oxfordtweed: Dennis Doyle humping a shop mannequin (Dennis - hump)
Title: Lonely
Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/s: The Doctor (any)
Word Count: 280
Rating: G
Summary: For a prompt on [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic: the TARDIS always seems so much bigger when he's travelling alone.
Warnings/Notes: None

No more companions. It was a hard decision to make, but he knew it was for the best. He loved his companions; loved that willing eagerness and will to survive that was ingrained in humans. He loved how emotional and driven they could be.

And that's why he knew that this decision had to be made. Because he loved them. His was a dangerous life, and he made no pretences about it. He never tried to hide this fact from anybody who ever followed him into the great expanse that was time and space. He told them in plain terms, as though posting a warning in 20-foot-tall neon letters, that it was Not Safe to come with him.

And still they followed. And every time, he'd grow attached, and love them. His wasn't a romantic love -- not the way humans use the words. It's more of a connection; a feeling of deep belonging. Almost as though he grew to need his companions near him to feel complete.

He knew, that with time, he could learn to live with the emptiness that came with travelling alone. He'd travelled solo for centuries and had become quite comfortable with it. And then he took on a companion, and when he saw how badly he had changed the poor girl, how badly she had suffered in the end, and how it at all been for him, he knew that his was no life for a human. Even with all the spirit and fire they posses, he recognised that they're still very fragile creatures, and he refused to be responsible for the suffering of the species he had come to fall in love with.
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oxfordtweed: (Halp! - Residents)
Title: Organised Chaos
Fandom: Friends
Character/s: Monica/Chandler
Word Count: 170
Rating: G
Summary: For a prompt on [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic.
Warnings/Notes: None

"CDs go in their cases, sweetie. Do you want them to end up scratched?"

Chandler looked up at Monica, having long since given up on trying to help her organise the CDs.

"Well, they are in their cases," he pointed out. "That one's in the Bob Dylan case, and the Bob Dylan CD's in the Ricky Martin case, and..."

"Okay, I don't know what's more disturbing," Monica said, cutting him off. "That you know where all the CDs are, or that a 35-year-old man has a Ricky Martin CD."

"It's just his best of," Chandler defended.

"Not helping," Monica said, holding her hand up.

Chandler frowned and picked up an N*Sync case. "Yeah, well, it's better than this," he said.

"Also yours."

Chandler threw down the case into the rest of the pile and got to his feet. "I'm gonna go get some coffee," he said simply. "Want me to bring you anything?"

Monica looked up for just a moment. "Yeah, my label maker," she said. "It's in the drawer by the lamp."
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oxfordtweed: Manny Bianco holding a sign that reads 'Oh no!' (Manny - oh no)
Title:Not Like Before
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s:Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total): 400
Rating: R
Summary/Warnings:For the Porn Battle Thing. Left intentionally vague.

Not Like Before )
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oxfordtweed: (Nicholas - Lily)
Title: Three Little Words
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Nicholas, Danny, Doris; mentions of Travis
Word Count (chapter/total): 450
Rating: G
Summary/Warnings:Nicholas gets a message from London.

Three Little Words )
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oxfordtweed: (Default)
Title: Five People Doris Never Slept With
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Like in the film
Word Count (chapter/total): 900
Rating: I'm... not sure. Technically, G, but sexual in nature.
Summary/Warnings:Like the title says: Five people Doris never slept with.

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oxfordtweed: Movie!verse Arthur Dent looking confused or shocked, and the text 'Der?' in the lower left (Der? - Arthur)
Title: Six-Word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire
Chapter Title: N/A
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Danny/Nicholas
Word Count (chapter/total): 90 (15 stories)
Rating: PG (for suggested sexual content)
Summary/Warnings: Got the idea from this: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

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